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Sung to the music of "Money Money Money (It's a Rich Man's World)" by ABBA
Lyrics
Verse 1
I fight all night, I kill all day, I hack and slash and stab and slayThey say I’m mad!
I steal their money, burn their crops, when it comes to evil, I’m the tops
I’m so bad!
Late at night I start to dream
How to beat that Dairy Queen
I’d like to plan a nasty fall and hang her head upon my wall!
Chorus
Loot and sack and pillageEvery village
It’s a Warlord’s Game!
Burn it to the ground
Every town
It’s a Warlord’s Game!
Ahaa-ahaaaaaa
Take the known world by storm
That’s just what I’d love to do
In the Warlord’s Game
Verse 2
That Milkmaid’s put me in a bind, and I can’t get her off my mindShe’ll drive me mad!
Though I plot to do her in, I never ever seem to win
It’s too bad!
Late at night I start to dream
The world to conquer with my schemes
I’d rule it with an iron hand, every corner of the land!
Chorus
Loot and sack and pillageEvery village
It’s a Warlord’s Game!
Burn it to the ground
Every town
It’s a Warlord’s Game!
Ahaa-ahaaaaaa
Take the known world by storm
That’s just what I’d love to do
In the Warlord’s Game