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This is a story of a long time ago, when a land churning butter cried out for a hero. And their cows, too! She was Xena Warrior Milkmaid. Chosen by Moose, King of the Gods, she protects the weak, defends the innocent, and herds the cows. With her sidekick, Gabby the Swiss Miss, she roams the countryside, fighting evil. She will one day rule the world as the Once and Future Dairy Queen. Cattle on, Xena!


The Purple Cow: Suite

Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" --
I'm sorry now I wrote it!
But I can tell you anyhow.
I'll kill you if you quote it!

Written by
F. Gelett Burgess

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14 August, 2007

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