What kind of web page would this be without some gouda guys? Probably not nearly as cheesie.
Here are some of the heroes of Xena Warrior Milkmaid (they make great sandwiches, too)!

Argyle
	Here's the true love of Xena's life, her faithful cow Argyle. Better know as the long horn of the law, this bovine takes no cud from any warlord. Nor does he follow the herd. Feeling the need to abandon the stable life, Argyle joined up with Xena to battle wrong doers everywhere and dispense his own brand of justice.
Jaques Steer the Moody
	This dark and brooding stranger (and we do mean stranger) is the prince of Franks. He's completely in love with a certain Swedish Milkmaid, and makes cow eyes every time he sees her. But that's fine with her. As she says, "Ja! He's beefcake!" When he's not mooning over Xena, Jaques can be found sharpening his warrior skills under the tutelage of Master Yogurt.
Mooleager the Mighty
	Have you seen this man? Once a great Curd warrior, Mooleager lost his whey when his life went sour. Unable to deal with the pressures of being a legend, he curled up in a bottle of chocolate milk and stayed there. That is, until Gabby came along. The Swiss Miss steered Mooleager back in the right direction with her kind words. Well, they weren't really kind words. In fact, they're not even the kind of words we could repeat in public. But whatever Gabby said, it worked. Says the great Mooleager himself, "I'll never touch another drop again as long as you keep that wench away from me!"
Vealvis, The King of Grazeland
	No Xena-verse would be complete without a king, and this one's a real stud! As the King of Grazeland, he rides herd over all the Village People. When he's not performing his kingly duties, this royal highness likes to indulge in a little music. Actually, make that Moozak. Vealvis is a loyal follower of Appalling, God of Moozak. He's even written a few songs, including his greatest hit, "Love Me Tenderloin." On Sunday nights, he can be found playing on the New York Strip. Keep your eyes open. You never know when there might be a Vealvis sighting.
The Widow Tinky Winky
	Once a great queen of the stage, this glamorous creature fell on hard times a few years back, and she didn't fall well. She became a po' dipsy woman living out in La La Land. But you can't keep a good woman down, and Tinky managed to drag her way back into the spotlight she loves so much. Today, Tinky runs a martial arts school where she teaches the lost art of To Wong Fu.
Xena the Gay Blade
	Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso! All for Xena, stand up and say so! This is Xena's Spanish cousin. Her real name is Xenarita, but she changed it to Bunny Wigglesworth some time back. While Xena was out recuperating from a serious injury that involved a butter churn, three warlords and some blueberry pie, Bunny was drafted to fill in. Preferring her own style to that of the Milkmaid's, Bunny came out as Xena the Gay Blade. The outfit is just a little something that she happened to have hanging around in the closet.