Here's a quick list of the "bovinities" in the Xena Warrior Milkmaid Universe.

• Appalling - God of Moozak and polyester jumpsuits.

• Caffeina - Goddess of Knowledge at 3 AM in the morning.

• Calfrodite - Goddess of Love, Milk, and Honey.

• Cupie - The absolutely adorable son of Calfrodite. He's just a doll! Especially with those cute little buffalo wings on his back.

• Dairy Ares - The God of Udder Destruction!  He's a real pain in the butt.

• Haydays - God of the Udder World

• Heiferstus - God of the Bar-B-Q. He loves to set fires and do other manly activities, like fix things that aren't broke.

• Hercowles - Half mortal son of Moose and Alcemoona. Plods all over the world, righting wrongs and occasionally tipping cattle. His companion in these never-ending adventures is E-i-e-iolus.

• Herda - Queen of the cows. Enemy of Hercowles, Moose's son. Her motto, "Moove it or lose it!"

• Moopid - Calfrodite's udder son. He has a great personality.

• Moose - King of the gods. First name is Mickey. Nobody takes him seriously.

• Moola - The sacred cow and avatar of Calfrodite.

• The Moos - a group of sisters, who at one time had a moosical performing act, but broke up over artistic differences.

Benanjerria - the Moo of ice cream

Clove - the original Spice Girl, specializes in unusual footwear

Eftede - the Moo of floral arrangements and decorations

Estepe - the Moo of NASCAR racing

Ethyl Mooman - the Moo of moonshine and bar songs

Moodiva - the Diva of chocolates

Moodona - the Mooterial Girl herself

Olivia Mooton John - the Moo of disco (and the only Moo to have a middle name).

Polyestra - the Moo of fashion and fads

More bovinities to come, as we make them up . . .