DairyAres

Here he is, the God of Udder Destruction!  His favorite pastimes include wreaking havoc and modeling for Cowvin Klein Jeans.   They're tight, but they show off his best assets!  Yes, he's a real beef cake, but his modeling occasionally causes him to fall a little behind in his work.  He always catches up, though.  As Xena says, he's a big pain in the buffalo!

Calfrodite

Everybody cow-tow to Calfrodite! As the patron goddess of Love, Milk, and Honey, Calfrodite is udderly delightful (and we do mean udderly)! A bit capricious, this goddess is not above a few instances of bovine intervention. She travels throughout the world with Moola, her sacred cow, bestowing tokens of love. If you ever catch someone making cow-eyes at you, beware! Calfrodite is in the area.

Appalling, God of Moozak

Here he is, the crooner of all those moolodious tunes, the god who put the moo in moozak. Appalling is the patron god of song and lounge acts. He often makes appearances on moolight cruises, singing such favorites as Moo Over Miami, When the Moo Hits Your Eye (That's Amoore), and Moolare. His act is so popular, he's even been mooed off the stage. Seen here with close friends Xena and Gabby, he promises to never ever turn their theme song into Moozak again!

Cupie (Half . . .)

This is one of Calfrodite's twin sons. Cupie is very, very pretty and more than a little horny. He's not too smart however, cause he's a blond (d'Aquitaine, that is - big, blond and beefy). So Calfrodite gave him the responsibility of making all the beautiful people fall in love. It's Cupie's job to get people thouroughly hooked on love while they're young. He has to work fast, though, before a person's beauty withers away.

Moopid (and Half)

This is Calfrodite's udder son. He's very smart, and got a great personality. Once Cupie's gotten people to fall in love (or to step in it), it's up to Moopid to make it last. When the hay days of love are past and time threatens to stifle love, Moopid gets the old fires going again. When maverick hearts start to roam, he herds them back home.