Cowlisto

When it comes to villains, Cowlisto is the worst. Moody, maniacal, vicious, and greedy, Cowlisto wants to take over the known world and wipe out all cows in the process. Her problems began when she was a young girl. While visiting a dairy processing plant on a field trip, she fell into a vat of butter and was very nearly creamed. Traumatized by the experience, she swore to rid the world of dairy products. Some say she was also bit by a cow, and suffers from Mad Cow disease. We think it's possible. Armed with her sword, the dreaded Excowliber, Cowlisto plans to conquer the world.

Velveeta the Amoozon

She's our cheesiest villain yet! Once the former Queen of the Amoozons, Velveeta was defeated in combat by Gabby the Swiss Miss. This is one woman who can really shell it out, so Gabby had better watch out. Velveeta would like nothing butter than to curdle Gabby's pretty blonde looks!